So obvioulsy Mark and I do not support the use of drugs or breaking the law. We want to obey policeman and do not participate in any illegal activities. I have been pulled over by these nice policeman, though, more times in the past year than in my whole life. I am not proud of this at all, but I am super annoyed. I think I must have a huge sign on my car that says, "Mr. Policeman please pull me over for anything at anytime!"
Well, yesterday I was headed to have lunch with my sweet husband on my lunch break and was on a 4 lane road. I was traveling in the right lane and saw someone pulled over on the shoulder ahead. I turned on my blinker, changed to the left lane, passed the car on the shoulder, turned on my blinker again and changed back into the right lane. A few seconds later I realize a policeman is behind me with his lights on, so of course I pull over. I know I was going under the speed limit, all my tags are current (I know because that was my last pull-over!), nothing! So he comes up to my passenger side window and tells me that he is pulling me over because I didn't leave my blinker on long enough. I am suppossed to leave it on for 100 feet when changing lanes. ?????? Do the Math at 60 mph...... that's all I'm saying! BUT then he asked if he could open the door and look at something. He then picked up some "dried grass or dirt or something" off my floor board and smelled it. Then said, "Oh, I thought it was something else!" EXCUSE me??? Do I not have a Jesus fish on my car, an Upward Basketball/Cheerleading magnet and a Baylor sticker on the back?? Do I look like someone who would have "stuff" in my car??? I was going to my church staff meeting after lunch! I just got a warning, though, so that was nice! But it didn't stop me from being a little upset and angry.
Then today Mark calls me from work and says that I will not believe what happened to him. For After over five years of working for the same company he is chosen for the first time for random drug testing today!!! Apparantly someone must think we are "smokin' something..." maybe it is because we spend most of our free time with CRAZY kids and teenagers! haha I don't know, but we thought it was funny! (I didn't at first, but Mark always did!) Anyway, just for the record, we a big fan of hugs, and not drugs!
4 comments:
You crack me up! I can't believe that cop pulled you over for that! That is ridiculous! On a side note--how did he notice the grass in your car with all the other junk in there? :) hehe. Just kidding. I just remember what your back seat used to look like. Hehe. Love you and miss you tons!
that's hilarious! thanks for ranting, it made me laugh!
actually, Katie,my car was the cleanest it has been in FOREVER!! All cleaned out!! that was what made it even funnier!
and I am glad I could give you all a laugh! :)
i have candy cigarettes that i can send you. i used them to play a trick on the staff i work with for teasing me about smoking. i've worked here 3 1/2 years and for 3 years they have teased me about smoking. haha
Kim C
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